October 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
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Hey Blonde Girl
While walking late at night, the only thing yelling “Hey blonde girl” at me is going to get you is a post on this site.
Not in a million.
June 2010
1 post
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March 2010
7 posts
Say What?
HIM: I’ll be all over that like a pickle on a poodle…
Me: Say what? (Scratching head)
I think he meant to say a pitbull on a poodle but beer changed the terms of disclosure.
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Lurker Marriage Proposal
So yesterday afternoon I did my usual grocery shopping. While walking home I cut through the parking lot and had the creepiest convo I have had in a long time. It went like this:
Lurker: Hey! Me: Hi. Lurker: You want to get married? Me: Um, no thank you. Lurker: Why not? Me: I’m already married. Lurker: Why are you married? Me: Because I love my husband? Lurker: You been married very long?...
Honesty Confusing
Well this happened a few years ago but the whole convo still baffles me to this day some. Guy friend talking to me about the chicks he is “banging” and rating them on a scale of 1 to 10 in looks. I knew better than to ask because my poor little ego was fragile then, but alas I did. He set me as an 8. Being such a close friend I had to ask the difference between 8 and 10.
8 You take...
Not in A Million Help
Are you a “not in a million” type of guy? If so take note, it really is as simple as “hey, I really like those boots”. Give a girl a simple compliment and your in for convo, add on a dirty remark to it and that renews your membership to the not in a million club.
February 2010
4 posts
“You smile like a wood nymph but fight like a tree elf”
– Compliment (I think) from boy
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The Other Woman
Backstory: After having a great home cooked dinner with one of the guys I am seeing, we were curled up on the couch watching tv when in the midst of one of his long winded stories he said:
He Said: "This other girl I am seeing too is from Pensicola and she said...."
This other woman? I was out of the house within 15 minutes. Granted, we all may be seeing other people, but never tell current other woman about the other woman!
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It Will Never Work, Not in a Million Years
I am tired. Yes I am tired from having a busy life, but what I am tired of most of all are cheesy/perverted/rude come ons from guys. This shall be my soap box, if I slip while on it, just laugh at me as I fall down.
Some come ons are terrible. For instance today while checking out at Target a couple of guys walk by me and one says “You have beautiful legs; I’d like to have them...