Backstory: For February I was going to go on a date with whoever asked. Normally I have my requisites (ie. Edward Cullen with a pulse) but after years of dating none of those guys were right. I figured I was going for the wrong guys so I decided to instead of being superficial or overly picky, I would give at least one shot with whoever asked.

And now to present: In walks C. Physically he was cute but not really what I adored. Emotionally he seemed very sweet and could keep up with my wise crack. I thought for sure, let’s give it a shot. He started texting me… A lot. It was fine at first but then I noticed if I didn’t respond I would get multiple texts that would initiate other conversations. I thought it was “cute” because he really wanted to keep talking to me. An entire month went by of these text messages.

Not. One. Date.

No offense but I’m not here to have a textual relationship. I just want to meet up for coffee once. If you are lucky there might be a second. It’s an experiment, nothing more. February ended 2 days ago. So tonight over text, I stopped responding. I needed some air. So I received multiple texts. Finally, I cracked and said…

“Wow you text so much”

Within 5 minutes my facebook page said the above.

Within 10 minutes my gmail account had the above.

I know, I should have been more kind but did you seriously just go on my facebook and say “Well, you don’t need to worry about me anymore!”

Sorry, you are really sweet and attentive… but not in a million.