Lurker Marriage Proposal
So yesterday afternoon I did my usual grocery shopping. While walking home I cut through the parking lot and had the creepiest convo I have had in a long time. It went like this:
Lurker: Hey!
Me: Hi.
Lurker: You want to get married?
Me: Um, no thank you.
Lurker: Why not?
Me: I’m already married.
Lurker: Why are you married?
Me: Because I love my husband?
Lurker: You been married very long?
Me: Yes.
Lurker: How long?
Me: Long enough.
I quickened my pace and the lurker mutters, “well thanks anyway”.
NOT IN A MILLION. I filed this under creep and told the husband in case I come up missing sometime soon.
*I must note this guy was by no means flirting, it was the most uncomfortable I have been in a very long time.
